A Cat Typing on a Keyboard is Not Amanda Gorman
Cat is a Poet Laurenot
Editor's note: If events had played out differently … if a butterfly had flapped its wings a second later … if QAnon predictions had a basis in reality … then Cat might have been under consideration to write the Inaugural Poem.
Fortunately, Amanda Gorman in fact wrote and delivered her brilliant Inaugural Poem. But what if …?
[The following “poem” by Cat is edited to include punctuation, spacing, and “style.”]
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