People are buying and selling lots of stonks today –
GameStop stonks
AMC stonks
BlackBerry stonks
Other stonks by the time you read this
But I think Stonks is the name of a cat.
You've heard of chonk cats? Well, why not stonk cats?
(“Chonky Cats, Stonky Cats!" could be a lost classic by Dr. Seuss.)
I've searched high and low on the internet for a minute … and found Stonks the Chonk Cat!
Thanks for reading this post. Now, please go back to your day trading. You've got money to make and lose and hopefully make again!